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#3536 | | "Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is to a cockatoo." -- George Bernard Shaw
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#3537 | | "Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out." -- Montaigne
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#3538 | | "For a male and female to live continuously together is... biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition." -- Robert Briffault
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#3539 | | "Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it." -- Baskins
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#3540 | | A man is not complete until he is married -- then he is finished.
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#3541 | | Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
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#3542 | | Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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#3543 | | "The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain." -- G. Fitch
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#3544 | | "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." -- Mark Twain
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#3545 | | "I am convinced that the manufacturers of carpet odor removing powder have included encapsulated time released cat urine in their products. This technology must be what prevented its distribution during my mom's reign. My carpet smells like piss, and I don't have a cat. Better go by some more." -- timw@zeb.USWest.COM, in alt.conspiracy
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