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#3056 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "We don't have to protect the environment -- the Second Coming is at hand." -- James Watt
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#3057 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness." -- Steve Martin
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#3058 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." -- Woody Allen
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#3059 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Noncombatant: A dead Quaker. -- Ambrose Bierce
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#3060 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again." -- Clint Eastwood
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#3061 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks. -- Lew Col
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#3062 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job? A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.
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#3063 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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#3064 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
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#3065 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool mom.
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