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| #3406 | | "My father? My father left when I was quite young. Well actually, he
was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol."
-- George Carlin
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| #3407 | | "I turn on my television set. I see a young lady who goes under the guise
of being a Christian, known all over the nation, dressed in skin-tight
leather pants, shaking and wiggling her hips to the beat and rythm of the
music as the strobe lights beat their patterns across the stage and the
band plays the contemporary rock sound which cannot be differentiated from
songs by the Grateful Dead, the Beatles, or anyone else. And you may try
to tell me this is of God and that it is leading people to Christ, but I
know better.
-- Jimmy Swaggart, hypocritical sexual pervert and TV preacher, self-described
pornography addict, "Two points of view: 'Christian' rock and roll.",
The Evangelist, 17(8): 49-50.
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| #3408 | | "So-called Christian rock. . . . is a diabolical force undermining Christianity
from within."
-- Jimmy Swaggart, hypocrite and TV preacher, self-described pornography addict,
"Two points of view: 'Christian' rock and roll.", The Evangelist, 17(8): 49-50.
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| #3409 | | "Anyone attempting to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of
course, living in a state of sin."
-- John Von Neumann
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| #3410 | | "You must have an IQ of at least half a million." -- Popeye
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| #3411 | | "Freedom is still the most radical idea of all."
-- Nathaniel Branden
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| #3412 | | Aren't you glad you're not getting all the government you pay for now?
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| #3413 | | "I never let my schooling get in the way of my education."
-- Mark Twain
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| #3414 | | These screamingly hilarious gogs ensure owners of X Ray Gogs to be the life
of any party.
-- X-Ray Gogs Instructions
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| #3415 | | A student asked the master for help... does this program run from the
Workbench? The master grabbed the mouse and pointed to an icon. "What is
this?" he asked. The student replied "That's the mouse". The master pressed
control-Amiga-Amiga and hit the student on the head with the Amiga ROM Kernel
Manual.
-- Amiga Zen Master Peter da Silva
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