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| #4258 | | mathematician, n.:
Some one who believes imaginary things appear right before your _i's.
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| #4259 | | Matz's Law:
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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| #4260 | | May's Law:
The quality of correlation is inversly proportional to the density
of control. (The fewer the data points, the smoother the curves.)
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| #4261 | | McEwan's Rule of Relative Importance:
When traveling with a herd of elephants, don't be the first to
lie down and rest.
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| #4262 | | McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom:
If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not $19.95.
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| #4263 | | Meade's Maxim:
Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.
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| #4264 | | Meader's Law:
Whatever happens to you, it will previously
have happened to everyone you know, only more so.
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| #4265 | | meeting, n.:
An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or
department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
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| #4266 | | meetings, n.:
A place where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
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| #4267 | | memo, n.:
An interoffice communication too often written more for the benefit
of the person who sends it than the person who receives it.
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