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#5586There is a 20% chance of tomorrow.
#5587There is a fly on your nose.
#5588There was a phone call for you.
#5589There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.
#5590Things will be bright in P.M. A cop will shine a light in your face.
#5591Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".
#5592This life is yours. Some of it was given to you; the rest, you made yourself.
#5593This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.
#5594Time to be aggressive. Go after a tattooed Virgo.
#5595Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.
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