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13 (sympathetic): Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God? 14 (complimentary): You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on. 15 (scientific): Say, does that thing there influence the tides? 16 (obscure): Oh, I'd hate to see the grindstone. 17 (inquiry): When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid? 18 (french): Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave. 19 (pornographic): Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once. 20 (religious): The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn't He. 21 (disgusting): Say, who mows your nose hair? 22 (paranoid): Keep that guy away from my cocaine! 23 (aromatic): It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil. 24 (appreciative): Oooo, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped. 25 (dirty): Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it? -- Steve Martin, "Roxanne"
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#8434 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Something unpleasant is coming when men are anxious to tell the truth. -- Benjamin Disraeli
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#8435 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Sometimes I get the feeling that I went to a party on Perry Lane in 1962, and the party spilled out of the house, and came down the street, and covered the world. -- Robert Stone
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#8436 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. -- Lily Tomlin
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#8437 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Sometimes when you look into his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. -- David Letterman
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#8438 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Speak softly and carry a +6 two-handed sword.
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#8439 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman. -- Dave Millman
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#8440 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. -- W.C. Fields
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#8441 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Start the day with a smile. After that you can be your nasty old self again.
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#8442 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Stay together, drag each other down.
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