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#8543The point is, you see, that there is no point in driving yourself mad
trying to stop yourself going mad. You might just as well give in and
save your sanity for later.
#8544... the privileged being which we call human is distinguished from
other animals only by certain double-edged manifestations which in
charity we can only call "inhuman."
-- R. A. Lafferty
#8545The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the
stupidity of your action.
#8546The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can
be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
-- Elizabeth Taylor
#8547The propriety of some persons seems to consist in having improper
thoughts about their neighbours.
-- F.H. Bradley
#8548The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress
depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw
#8549The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This
means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
#8550"The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography"
#8551The second best policy is dishonesty.
#8552The secret of happiness is total disregard of everybody.
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