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| #6071 | | Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're
going to catch you in next.
-- Franklin P. Jones
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| #6072 | | Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them.
Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
-- Oscar Wilde
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| #6073 | | Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for
word what you shouldn't have said.
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| #6074 | | Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
-- Maya Angelou, "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
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| #6075 | | Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling
the walk before it stops snowing.
-- Phyllis Diller
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years
the dirt doesn't get any worse.
-- Quentin Crisp
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| #6076 | | Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's
beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning
them at birth.
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| #6077 | | Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.
-- Robert Heinlein
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| #6078 | | Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children,
neither will you.
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| #6079 | | For adult education nothing beats children.
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| #6080 | | For children with short attention spans: boomerangs that don't come back.
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