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| #9501 |   | George Orwell 1984.  Northwestern 0. 		-- Chicago Reader 10/15/82
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| #9502 |   | George Orwell was an optimist.
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| #9503 |   | George Washington was first in war, first in peace -- and the first to have his birthday juggled to make a long weekend. 		-- Ashley Cooper
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| #9504 |   | Give all orders verbally.  Never write anything down that might go into a "Pearl Harbor File".
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| #9505 |   | "Give me enough medals, and I'll win any war." 		-- Napoleon
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| #9506 |   | Giving money and power to governments is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. 	-- P.J. O'Rourke
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| #9507 |   | God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it. 		-- Austin O'Malley
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| #9508 |   | Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed.
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| #9509 |   | Got a complaint about the Internal Revenue Service?   Call the convenient toll-free "IRS Taxpayer Complaint Hot Line Number":
  	1-800-AUDITME
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| #9510 |   | Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish.  Don't overdo it. 		-- Lao Tsu
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